headlesslordofwinterfell:

I was dead, now I’m not. Your son is. I want my sword and my daughters - winter is coming and I’d prefer to get to my wife and children before it gets here.

#srly yo #gimme mah sword #mah kids #and mah wife’

I don’t have your wife, you twit, she’s with your son. As for your sword, talk to your “friend” Tywin about that. He has it stored somewhere.

I can’t give you your daughters. Not until I’m sure that you and your son will bend the knee to Tommen.

This isn’t a joke?

Well, I….should I be sad….or…..

what do I do now….?

I don’t consult with you on everything I do, Cersei. I thought you loved your lady mother. And I thought you wanted me to be happy.

Obviously you didn’t read the rest of it, Father.

#more importantly #why should I care? #J. is stubborn and willful #I have another son #who is much more pliant

I do love my lady mother, very much, and will gladly trade J. for her. I’m even willing to make peace with the Starks as soon as Eddard is returned to them.

What is this I see about my son being traded to the Stranger for my mother and that traitor Eddard Stark?

Why was I not consulted?

alfie949:

WHY THE HELL DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 12 NOTES?

THERE ARE ONLY 12 OTHER LANNISTERS ON TUMBLR?

SEVEN HELLS, IF TUMBLR LANNISTERS WERE A HOUSE IN WESTEROS, WE WOULD BE TAKEN OUT BE THE LAMEST HOUSE IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS.

REBLOG, LANNISTERS!

(via joannalannister)

paying-my-debts:

lioness-hbic:

paying-my-debts:

lioness-hbic:

paying-my-debts:

Would it be too much trouble for you to consult me on the plans for my own wedding?

Fine. Do you prefer blue winter roses or white roses?

I see no need for roses.  Where would you get them, anyway?  Highgarden is sworn to Renly’s cause.

Why don’t you ask Sansa?

I did. She asked me to handle it.

Then it seems rather clear she has no interest in roses either.  Forget them.

I will NOT. Our lord father wants roses. I shall get him roses.

paying-my-debts:

lioness-hbic:

paying-my-debts:

Would it be too much trouble for you to consult me on the plans for my own wedding?

Fine. Do you prefer blue winter roses or white roses?

I see no need for roses.  Where would you get them, anyway?  Highgarden is sworn to Renly’s cause.

Why don’t you ask Sansa?

I did. She asked me to handle it.

paying-my-debts:

Would it be too much trouble for you to consult me on the plans for my own wedding?

Fine. Do you prefer blue winter roses or white roses?

only-tywin-dared-speak:

lioness-hbic:

only-tywin-dared-speak:

Those roses better be good, Cersei.

#No pressure #Just planning the wedding of the season #The Lannister image depends on you

#can you get me Highgarden roses? #because if not #you need to deal wiht what I can get my hands on

Here’s my bank account, buy whatever you need.

#Definitely go with the Golden Highgarden roses

I’ll see what I can come up with

only-tywin-dared-speak:

Those roses better be good, Cersei.

#No pressure #Just planning the wedding of the season #The Lannister image depends on you